The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

Here at The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies, we’re all about looking on the bright side of things. So what if the zombie apocalypse turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies?! Zombies aren’t all bad. Below, our top 5 reasons zombies make better boyfriends.

 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

Reason #5 No quibbling over clothes! Your zombie boyfriend will let you dress him any way you want. His sense of style is your sense of style. Bow tie? Yes, please. Waistcoat? Double-breasted preferred. Bolero? Bring it on!

 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

Reason #4 Sociability! Your zombie boyfriend will get along great with all your friends. He’ll never make an obnoxious comment about Sadie’s pretentious dinner parties or Catherine’s appallingly bad fake British accent.

 

 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

Reason #3 Shoe shopping! Your zombie boyfriend loves shopping for shoes and will cheerfully spend hours in a chair watching you try on pair after pair. Torn between the red pumps and the pink heels? Let your boyzomb decide! His taste is impeccable. Best of all: He won’t notice price, let alone grunt with disapproval when those sexy slides set you back half a mortgage payment.

 

 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

Reason #2 Total career support! Your zombie boyfriend won’t feel threatened by your job or how much money you make—he doesn’t even know what money is! Moreover, he won’t complain if you cancel plans because you have to work late. He’ll support your career 110 percent and will never require you to compromise it for the good of your relationship.

 

 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

Reason #1 Complete devotion! Your zombie boyfriend won’t wince at the wordcommitment or leave you wondering if he’ll call. Dating a zombie means no more mind games, no more sitting by the phone, no more will-he-or-won’t-he conversations, no more ugly scenes at your cousin Judy’s wedding, no more drama. Your days of obsessing over your boyfriend’s every word and action are behind you. Rejoice!

 


*post from Lynn Messina’s website*


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 The Girls Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

 

The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies
by Lynn Messina
Published: 2/14/2012 by Potatoworks Press

Hattie Cross knows what you’re thinking: Zombie sex? Ewwwww. But she also knows that since a virus turned 99.9999 percent of human males into zombies, it’s statistically impossible to meet–let alone date–the remaining 0.00001 percent. So she writes “The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies” to help her fellow single women navigate the zombie-relationship waters.

Her practical how-to impresses the CEO of the largest drug company in the world, and before she knows it, Hattie, a reporter for a downmarket tabloid that specializes in conspiracy theories, is sitting down with the woman who single-handedly invented the zombie-behavioral-modification market. Granted access to the inner sanctum of zombaceuticals, she meets an actual, living, breathing M-A-N.

Now Hattie, the consummate professional, is acting like a single girl at the end of the twentieth century: self-conscious, klutzy and unable to form a coherent sentence without babbling. Worst of all, the human male appears to have impaired her ability to think clearly. Because all of a sudden she’s convinced a conspiracy is afoot at the drug company and it seems to go all the way to the top!

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20 Responses to The Girls’ Guide to Dating Zombies: Zombie Dating 101

  1. Haha!! This post is great!! I so want to read this book.

  2. When I was reading the post I didn’t realize it had to do with an actual book. Lol. I definitely want to read this now.

  3. Hahaha, amazing! I loved the pictures and the describtion :p Those are definitely some reasons for having a zombie boyfriend.

  4. Shana says:

    Lol! I wanna date a zombie!

  5. Lynn Messina says:

    Wow. These drawings look so much better on your website than they do on mine. Thank you so much for putting them up. This post has always been my favorite. It’s a pleasure/honor/treat to be included in Zombie Craze. Thank you!!

  6. Victoria Zumbrum says:

    I would love to read this book. Please enter me in contest.

  7. Taylor says:

    Lol this is completely epic. I’ve been wanting to read this book!

  8. teressa oliver says:

    I have been wanting to read this for awhile

  9. Mary Ann Woods says:

    What an interesting concept, if you stop to think about it. What things in your life would have to change if virtually all the men were zombies? Whew! What a change that would be. I would like to read the book just to see what the author has to say about it! Thanks for giving us a chance to win a copy!

  10. Oh this is so cute! I never thought about dating a zombie before. Sounds so cute!

  11. I HAVE to read this book. I’m not cool with zombie romance but I am definitely on board with zombie comedy. WIN!

  12. Jolene A says:

    lol loved this post and this sounds like such a fun read

  13. Gaby says:

    Hehe fun post! Seems perfect to have a zombie boyfriend, but what about bad zombie breath? :P

  14. Angela Roque says:

    cool zombie bf! haha

  15. I didn’t see this post until now *gasp* this book sounds funny! ha!!

    Love you

  16. Katrina says:

    This sounds like a fun book. Lol. I can just see my husband rolling his eyes when I buy this one.

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