The Care and Feeding of Zombies – Guestpost by Michelle Vail

One of my favorite things about Undeadly was the awesome zombisms!!! Here’s a peek into that awesomeness!!

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The Care and Feeding of Zombies

This Information is Courtesy of Big Al’s Zomporium

So, you’re a first-time zombie owner. Congratulations! At Big Al’s Zomporium, we know our valued customers have many questions about the care and feeding of zombies. That’s why we’ve put together this FAQ. We recommend you keep it in a convenient location for quick reference. If you have any problems with your zombie, please call our friendly representatives during business hours. If you are having a zombie emergency, call 933 (ZEE) to reach emergency zombie services.

Where do I keep my zombie?

Zombies require year-round shelter, which must be temperature-controlled, include a resting place, and have easy access to an emergency exit. The Zombie & Walking Dead Protection Act is a federal law that requires all zombie owners to follow these basic guidelines for providing shelter. Sticking your zombie in the garden shed, tethering it to a tree, or locking it in a closet is not considered sufficient shelter. Zombie owners can and will be fined or charged with zombie abuse if authorities discover you do not have appropriate shelter.

How do I give my zombie instructions?

Zombies have the limited ability to follow basic, one-step commands. They do not have the brain functions to complete complicated tasks (such as doing your taxes—whether or not your zombie used to be a CPA or an IRS agent) nor can they follow a long to-do list. You give your zombie one simple job, and when that’s completed, you give him another. Your zombie can bring in the groceries, take out the trash, mow the lawn, start your car on a cold morning, watch a scary movie with you, change light bulbs, and much more! Your zombie gives you 24/7 household help.

Where can I find out more information about zombies?

There are plenty of resources for learning more about the care and feeding of your zombie. There are some good tips at this website: http://www.michelevail.com/#!__zombies-and-ghosts And remember, you can rely on Big Al’s Zomporium, conveniently located in Las Vegas, for all your zombie-making needs!

 

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Undeadly (The Reaper Diaries #1) by Michelle Vail

Book I in the The Reaper series

Publication Date: November 27th 2012 by HarlequinTEEN

The day I turned 16, my boyfriend-to-be died.

I brought him back to life.
Then things got a little weird…
Molly Bartolucci wants to blend in, date hottie Rick and keep her zombie-raising abilities on the down-low. Then the god Anubis chooses her to become a reaper—and she accidentally undoes the work of another reaper, Rath. Within days, she’s shipped off to the Nekyia Academy, an elite boarding school that trains the best necromancers in the world. And her personal reaping tutor? Rath.
Life at Nekyia has its plusses. Molly has her own personal ghoul, for one. Rick follows her there out of the blue, for another…except, there’s something a little off about him. When students at the academy start to die and Rath disappears, Molly starts to wonder if anything is as it seems. Only one thing is certain—-Molly’s got an undeadly knack for finding trouble….
THE REAPER DIARIES

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Check out my Book Review: Undeadly (Reaper Diaries #1) by Michelle Vail

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Michele Vail writes young adult paranormal fiction about zombies and reapers. She likes reading, dogs, cats, board games, ghost-hunting shows, and Halloween. She believes in magic, in the impossible, and in the restorative powers of chocolate. Michele lives happily-ever-after with her Viking and their family.

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Giveaway:

Giveaway 1: SIGNED copy of Undeadly. [Enter via Rafflecoper widget]

Giveaway 2: Kindle Paperwhite skinned in the Undeadly cover Art! [Winner is drawn from all entries gathered throughout the tour]

See full contest rules here.

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16 Responses to The Care and Feeding of Zombies – Guestpost by Michelle Vail

  1. Breana M. says:

    I’m looking forward to this book. Thanks for the chance to win! :)

  2. Gidget says:

    Love the zombie tips. I’m really excited to check this book out.

  3. Karina Larsen says:

    Good luck everyone!

  4. I just loved the zombie tips, that is awesome! I really need to get me one… hmm… ;) I have read some good things about this book, and I’m definitely looking forward to reading it! Thanks for the giveaway :)

  5. Haha great post love the shelter idea, I guess as long as its tied a secure you should be alright for now.

  6. Sarah says:

    YAY! I’ve been super excited about this book for so long! Cannot wait for it to be released!

  7. erinf1 says:

    Sounds fantastic! Thanks for sharing!

  8. Thanks for the great tour post. I have been putting off taking the plunge into zombie ownership, but I feel like I am ready now. Thanks for the terrific giveaway too.

  9. Oh my freaking gosh dude I LOVE this post! Big Al’s gave some great advice about how to care for your zombie. I have to print this out for the day that I get my very first zombie. Of course I need more space. Maybe a third bedroom… One with a LOCK and its very own mini-fridge. Wouldn’t want to wake up to an in-my-face zombie.

    Of course my biggest problem would be that I don’t do simple. Everything is LONG-winded and complicated. Hmmm. Maybe I need to check those other resources out before I choose my very own zombie.

  10. Brianna says:

    Thanks for the giveaway

  11. Keslynn says:

    I need a zombie to help me clean up my abode!

  12. This book just looks so good!! I do hope to win so I can read this awesome book!! Thanks for the great giveaway!

  13. Thanks for the chance to win! I’m so excited for Undeadly!

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  15. Jen says:

    I have Undeadly on my to read list but I think I’ll have to bump it up after reading this guest post…and I’ll have to go buy a zombie of my own so I can be one of the cool kids ;)

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