Book Review: Zombie Princess Apocalypse by Jeffrey John Eyamie

Zombie Princess Apocalypse by Jeffrey John Eyamie Book Review: Zombie Princess Apocalypse by Jeffrey John Eyamie

Zombie Princess Apocalypse (The Oddities, #1)
by Jeffrey John Eyamie
Published:3/17/2012 by Woolly Mammoth Yarns

From Goodreads:
When you wish upon a star, your dreams come true…
…Emm Dillinger must do everything in her power to keep that from happening.

The new fashion outlet in town has all kinds of things to make a girl feel like a princess, including a tiara that’ll turn Jacob Williams High School’s prom into the zombie princess apocalypse.

Only Emm and her team of oddballs can save humanity from its own secret wish:
to have people eating their hearts out.

Literally.

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The Bookish Brunette thought:
Zombie Princess Apocalypse starts out with a sort of… Scientific explanation of how the world was created or something… Yeah… I got no idea. But I was laughing thinking, “WTF is happening?” Because I do not who is talking or WHAT they’re talking about- but it’s funny as hell.

“Professor Pipsqueak, I will rouse a horde of social networking berserkers against you and you will be shamed into coming to your senses!”

Right? Lol as far as I can tell… Someone is giving a lesson on how the Earth came to be and he’s either insane- or one of those awesome teachers that you ACTUALLY learn from! One in the same am I correct?

Turns out, he’s a carny with the Brownings Traveling Oddities!

Emm was born in an igloo and orphaned by age six. Her and her stepmother, Steph, travel with the Oddities until Emm’s sixteen. Then they settle in a little town called Modesta, California and she’s never felt more out if place. As much as she hated being a carny, she hates suburbia more.

Before she was even born, Emm’s mother had a dream that Emm was supposed to basically end all of humanity to make way for a new age. Holy crap!

Her first day at a regular school doesn’t go very well at all, and Mr. Blake, the guidance counselor is a very strange little man who give her a key and tells her to go to “Mavis at the mall” and everything will turn out okay.

“It was the kind of key you’d use to open a massive treasure chest, or the diary of a giant, or prison doors from from the dark ages.”

She does meet Olly, and he is SO my kinda guy! While giving a presentation on Global Warming, he talks of surviving the Zombie Apocalyse… Complete with visual aids!

Olly stands up for Emm after the resident “mean girl”, Jessica, embarrasses her in front of the entire class. Yeah… at this point I’m hoping Jessica is ripped apart by the zombies, and there’s not even enough left if her to reanimate. Just sayin. (yeah… I feel HORRIFIC still putting that in my review after I’ve read the whole thing!)

Zombie Princess Apocalypse is really a fairy tale… with princesses, frogs, evil witches and magic. Oh! And a princess tiara that will turn you into a zombie. I was completely taken by this book. I don’t know what I was “expecting”, but I got SO much more than I could’ve hoped for! This is SUCH an awesome book, I cannot WAIT for League of Justified Vengeance to come out!!!!

BB Warning: Do not leisurely read this outside or in public… people will assume you’re a psycho as you laugh so hard that you begin to choke. Just sayin. Don’t say I never did anything for you. icon wink Book Review: Zombie Princess Apocalypse by Jeffrey John Eyamie

(ZPA is one of those books that you have to read it in it’s entirety, so before you ask yourself, “THE HELL IS HAPPENING?!” Just be PATIENT! )

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Jeffrey John Eyamie wrote his first novel in Grade 3 and his second novel in journalism school. Thankfully, they are both locked away in hermetically sealed containers.
A former child television star and grunge singer, Jeff once worked for Canada’s minister of foreign affairs, conducted a feature interview with Bob Vila while sitting on the john, gave the commissioner of the National Hockey League a dressing-down on national television, and won second prize in a literary beauty contest.He now writes screenplays and stories, mostly.
Zombie Princess Apocalypse is his first novel!

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8 Responses to Book Review: Zombie Princess Apocalypse by Jeffrey John Eyamie

  1. lol – I’ll have to give this one a try. Sounds like a lot of fun!

  2. AHhh Dude!! I seriously need to get to this ASAP. I won it from your blog during Zombie Craze and have been meaning to read it ever since. I wish there were more hours in a day. You have me convinced this needs to be at the top of my pile though. It sounds awesome!!

  3. Now this sounds like a fun.zany read! I think I will grab :) Great review!

  4. Sounds like so much fun. I don’t mind people thinking I’m a psycho for laughing out loud. I love seeing the strange looks I get when I have fun like that. :D Onto the wishlist!

  5. This book sounds like so much fun! Zombies AND a fairy tale, it can’t get any better :D

  6. Such a awesome review Ashley! this book sounds like a lot of fun.. Definitely going on my wishlist :)

  7. Lizzy says:

    This sounds like a really fun book. I love monster humor!

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